Arsenal striker's trouserless Danish taxi assault

March 14, 2014, 3:56 pm

A taxi driver has made astonishing accusations about Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner running amok in his cab.

An unnamed taxi driver told Danish newspaper BT that Bendtner pulled down his pants, started rubbing his abdomen against the cab window, while shouting "I will f*** you" and whipping the car with his belt.

The 47-year-old was forced to call the police after the incident, which allegedly occurred after the taxi driver asked Bendtner and three friends to leave his cab.

The driver picked up the passengers at a Copenhagen restaurant where they had been watching Arsenal's Champions League tie against Bayern Munich on Tuesday night.

Bendtner was in his hometown after not being selected for Arsenal's trip to Germany.

The taxi driver claimed that Bendtner's party started damaging property in his cab while he was out of the car putting one of the group's bike on a stand at the back.

The taxi driver says the group took a CD pouch belonging to him and when he asked for it back, Bendtner said that if he was not so well known he would "smash" the taxi driver before allegedly calling him "a fat little pig."

The party apparently finally left the taxi when the driver threatened to phone the police, but while outside of the cab, the driver explained what happened next.

"I locked the doors and windows, but Bendtner was out by the side window and began to unbutton his pants. He also took out his belt and began to whip the car while he rubbed his abdomen against the window and yelled that he will f*** me.

"I have encountered drunks and alcoholics in Copenhagen for over 25 years, but I've never experienced anything like that."

The driver phoned both his taxi company and the police after the incident but said he did not have the equipment in place to film the incident.

The taxi company confirmed they received a phone call from the driver in distress but said they will not report the matter to the police "because it wasn't essentially an assault, but rather it was just a passenger who behaved like an idiot."

The BT newspaper contacted Bendtner’s spokeswoman Elisa Lykke but she refused to comment.

According to Press Association Sport, Bentdner faces a dressing-down from manager Arsene Wenger and a club fine. Wenger is understood to be aware of the incident and will speak to the striker.

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  1. Tarmack5401:31pm Sunday 16th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Your latest enfatuation, womens sanitary items, again clearly displays your depravity Mr Ed. Must be the frustration of losing your nuts and having nothing to offer anyone anywhere anytime. Hahahaha, keep it coming

  2. Mr B10:32pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Funny as tampax54. The carefree spoonbender from Blenhiem. Was it Hombre that come up with that name. Tell me tampax54 do you dress up in tinsel over the Xmas period, hahahahahaha

  3. Tarmack5410:24pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Yet to find that witty person Mr Ed. You're burbling again in an attempt to hide your inadequacies. The self-ridiculing humour you provide is free yet priceless so just keep reacting. Your ever widening list of fetishes proves your continued slide into depravity is now unstoppable. Hahahahaha, sad little Gelding

  4. Mr B08:36pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Ah tampax54. You sound like you have been plugging away all day. Is there any coincidence in your lack of appearances here coinciding with some witty person giving you a more appropriate name that perhaps you don't like. It's highly amusing. Maybe you could get the yahoo admin to pull a few strings. Lol. When you said you wanted to be white, tight and out of sight, I bet you weren't meaning this. Haha

  5. Tarmack5407:15pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Wow, what a reaction. I think anyone who can read knows just who's special time it is. What a sad little gelding you are today, Mr Ed. Sammy gone away for the weekend with your Filly. Left you all alone. Hahahahahaa. Never mind, they'll come back to you. Meantime, more little outbursts will allow you to release pressure. What a joke you are. Nonutts gelding

  6. Mr B05:57pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    After 20000 posts every 6 months sad sack I'd guess you are more than used to getting cyber slapped. I'd go as far as to say you get off on it. The internets first masocistic poster.

  7. 05:47pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    LOL thanks for the reaction with the desperate stuff from your bottom Mr B. It's really neither my fault nor my problem that your life is so miserable and that you walk right into getting cyber-slapped.

  8. Mr B05:43pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Mind you sad sack, mrs sad sack would either need no sense of smell and be blind or blind drunk to be able to get anywhere near you. Either that or she dines on grass and has no self respect

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  9. Mr B05:39pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Sad sack you Pratt. You would have more knowledge than anyone about who is posting. Wasn't it 20000 posts in the last 6 months you have put up. Sure is a great life you lead. Mrs sad sack must be thrilled.

  10. 05:34pm Saturday 15th March 2014 NZDTReport Abuse

    Mr B can keep tabs on the frequency of Tarmack's posts because he has no friends and no life and these comments sections is his only social interaction...




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