We had a classic caption contest last week, undoubtedly the best so far.

Some people, however, seemed quite intent on making penis-size jokes about a 202cm tall, 112kg All Black, all while their e-mail addresses was visible with their comment. Let's just say you're all far braver than I am!

The winner was easy this week - a classic bit of double entendre that wouldn't seem out of place in a Carry On film.

So congratulations to fletchersnz for the classic "Irene: Ali when I said come round for some Wii action I think you misunderstood." If I had any prizes, you'd be getting some in the post.

Runner up was adrianwithers with "Hi, Im Ali Williams..... this is my friend Mr Woodcock." A nice pun on the fact that Tony Woodcock was present for the jersey launch, is smaller than both Ali Williams and Irene Van Dyk and how they both play for the Blues. That was what you meant, wasn't it adrianwithers?

There were a couple of other comments that stood out. Firstly cantab_kiwi deserves a mention for "Really Irene, Carl Edwards was reading my twitter .... look" which beautifully tied in with the previous week's caption contest.

Finally brownei_in_brunei1972 came up with this peach: "You tall women are so demoralising, I just want to roll up into the foetal position and cry myself to sleep." Hmmm. Not sure what's going on there, but that definitely wins the 'most disturbing' comment of the week.

And so to this week's Monday pun-day.

The Kiwis and the Kangaroos played their traditional Anzac test on Friday night, and the Aussies gained some revenge for their World Cup Final loss. Although they don't have a trophy which says World Champions like we do...

Captain Benji Marshall and Roy Asotasi look a little annoyed after the Aussies scored one of their tries, and Benji looks like he's got something to say. So what exactly is he saying?

To win a ticket to the Blues' home semi-final in the Super 14 this week all you have to do is beat my entry "Ffffffffair play ref. But it appears you, me and Billy Slater are the only ones who thought that wasn't a knock-on".

Oh, and try to keep it at least a little bit clean, eh?