Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines

Well, sports fans what a week it's been.
We've had Serena Williams and Roger Federer both kicking their potty mouths into full speed, Renault being busted for the biggest dog act of them all in motorsport and of course the fantastic win by Kim Clijsters who must now rival Lance Armstrong for the comeback of the year.
And then we had the entries for last week's Caption of the Week competition.
It's fair to say it was a mixed bunch, but here are a few gems I've decided get to stand on top of the podium for the week.
In first place we have finalimpactpirate who came up with this beauty: "Holy footy sock in the jocks, Batman! I can't remember where we parked the Batmobile ... !!"
Coming in close behind in second was dennis.f2go with this wee ripper: "British airways travel goggles, easy to put on but a nightmare to get off."
And third for the week is slacyn who came up with a risque combination: "With these on everyone else on the field looks naked I just can't bear to look."
You can see all the captions from last week here.
Now it's time to get into this week's competition.
We've got two pictures for you to work on this time.
The first is of Jeremy Ross flying high above Kyle Wilkins in an NCAA football clash between Eastern Washington and California.![]()
And here's my caption: "I bet Superman never had to try and fly with this helmet and these pads on!"
That's just plain awful so I'm sure you can come up with something far better.
And here's the second image, this is of course super-talented boxer Oscar De La Hoya getting some shots for the photo album while sitting next to Juan Manuel Marquez at a press conference with Floyd Mayweather Jr.![]()
And here's my caption: "Strike a pose: Oscar gets a bit snap happy with the media."
Let's see what you've got.

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